kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]


pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up


is that tekken

pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

is that tekken

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porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

image

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

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atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

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wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

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finerspirit:

when u take your bra off after a long day of schoolimage

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fuckinq:

how do i stop liking assholes

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liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

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vegan-sophistication:


Samantha ♥

vegan-sophistication:

Samantha