Kim Kardashian on her only regret, "Jam (Turn It Up)"

Kim Kardashian on her only regret, "Jam (Turn It Up)"

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

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surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

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thesolitaryghost:

Yes,.

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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nayx:

unfreezes:

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

orange juice is none of those things.  same with toast

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