philtardis:

When yo whole outfit on point but the squad cancels on you

“I can’t believe you guys betrayed me! You’re all woodwinds to me now.”
— The brass captain after being dumped into a trashcan by fellow players (via out-of-context-band)

harryedward:

I want a boyfriend
*talks to a boy*
Never mind I want chick fil a waffle fries

(via westbor0baptistchurch)

obesenigger:

this gave me every disease known in the world obesenigger:

this gave me every disease known in the world obesenigger:

this gave me every disease known in the world obesenigger:

this gave me every disease known in the world obesenigger:

this gave me every disease known in the world obesenigger:

this gave me every disease known in the world

obesenigger:

this gave me every disease known in the world

(via samandreel)

awwww-cute:

It always amazed me how cats can look so comfortable in the most uncomfortable places

(via okay)

croptopswift:

my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay

(via mulaneysbutt)

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right

(via canadumb)