clannyphantom:

there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status

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australiansanta:

mum’s got an android phone atm and she wants to switch to iphone and she was like ‘wait will i still be able to have my candy crush on it im up to level 221’ and im like ‘well youll prob have to download it and start again’ and she just stood there in shock like ‘no no no no…

“I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.”
— Lemony Snicket (via lonachu)

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tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

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healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

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steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story

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night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

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